
We arrived safe and sound to our new home on the beautiful island of Kauai. Life is looking pretty good for us right now. The kids are adjusting well, as well as their mom and dad. It's been literally days and days of waiting in line-ups to get our new lives in order and to some degree of normalcy. The church community has been phenomenal so far, welcoming us at the airport with a huge crowd and 30+ fresh floral leis. They prepared our home for our arrival and placed fresh beautiful exotic floral arrangements in the kitchen, living room and bedroom. Meals on wheels delivered delicious food for the first 3 suppers and we have fruit galore to enjoy. Tomorrow we are taking a break from setting up the home and we are heading out to Poipu Beach to celebrate Canada Day with a picnic, afternoon of fun in the sun and hopefully a glowing sunset. The weather has been hot but bearable under the coolness of the trade winds. The skies partly cloudy and it has rained at some point every day.
It was huge, ugly and scary looking. I walked into the house after registering Ben for school and there it was...laughing at me in the middle of the kitchen floor. I panicked. What should I do? I was paralyzed with fear of the creature in front of me and I had flashbacks of a movie I had seen years ago...Arachnaphobia!!! Ugh, the creature commanding my attention in my kitchen was a tarantula sized grotesque looking thing on steroids(which upon further examination and identification from my friend Eileen) was a cane spider. Never in my life have I seen such a huge frightening spider that did not live in a small confined space at the zoo. Eileen(911 operator cane spider)talked me through bringing on the imminent death of this beast, but warned me about the potential egg sac. WHAT??? Apparently if the spider has an egg sac, you can't hit it with the broom because it will drop the sac and the babies will hatch instantly!! Do you see a problem here??!! Anyone who has ever watched Charlotte's Web knows that they don't just have one tiny spider baby, but zillions of the speedy wretched creatures. Lucky for me...no sac!! The sweat on my brow lightened but still...could this thing track my movement and leap towards my throat...I was assured not..."just wet a paper towel and throw it on top of the spider" Eileen said. Easier said than done. I was still cowering in the next room. Roy was coming over soon. Maybe he'd get it for me. No, I had to be brave...for the children. Fearing for my life, but knowing it was him or me, I got close enough to slow him down with the wet paper towel...but now what?? Oh, "whack him" Eileen said ...once, twice....ugh, he's not dying...two more times real good, and he shrivels up into a dead little spider ball. Roy's still not here and Ed is gone. Oh crap. I have to pick this thing up and dispose of it. Ewwww. More paper towel and the broom ought to do it. Success. "Mommy, what were you doing" Oh just killing a little spider, honey. "A daddy long legs?" Uh, yeah. Something like that....a daddy long legs on steroids. Welcome to Hawaii. I'm told by Roy that the centipedes are even worse. I can't wait.







